Ineffectual Pretend Friend to Gays

As with any cause out there the Equality movement is gaining bandwagon supporters. Over the last few days I've noticed a ridiculous number of facebook friends supporting the Equality movement to support LGBT rights to marriage. You've probably noticed the following image showing up as the profile picture for many of your friends as well. 

These bandwagon supporters are the same ones that see a picture of a starving child in Africa and clicked "like" to the Kony 2012 campaign and felt this made them a revolutionary. Remember this? The founder of this cause was found masturbating on cars in the Los Angeles area. 

Lets get this straight. Supporting a cause in spirit is not the same as taking action for that cause. The sudden urgency among my facebook friends to support gay marriage is actually the most selfish thing they could ever do. They do it for attention and to show how amazingly supportive and open minded they are. Truly they are all wonderful spirits of joy in this world. Nonsense... I call them "Ineffectual Pretend Friends to Gays". 

This behavior is akin to consoling a fat slob of a woman by waiting until the girl you like is in the same room while you tell her "you're a beautiful person and have so much to offer"... (cue the sly look to the hot chick you wanna bang in the corner while you continue to love your fellow human)

Knock it off you assholes. There isn't a single one of you that legitimately gives a crap.