Since I was a child I've heard this expression. Usually in a much simpler version with a few more expletives. My brother was 10 years older than me and I watched him go through hell as his demonic, almost Chupacabra'ish (vampiric Mexican goat sucker), ex wife sapped him of every last bit of "wife support"... errr... I mean child support and broke him in every way possible.
El-Chupacabra
I later found out the hard way when my ex wife had sex with 6 of my friends and took all my belongings when she left. She was nice enough to leave me her dying, cancer ridden Cat adding insult to injury in the process. I'll tell that story another time. "Kitty Aids" is a real hoot!
So years later after 20 more years of women all proving to me they are exactly the same as all other women (even though their plentyoffish headline said "not like the other girls") I've come to the realization that they are ALL exactly the same. And they are indeed ALL a waste of time, money and not worth the 20 second porno clip they are reduced to when there are no men left to take advantage of.
I came across this years ago...and stumbled upon it again a few days ago and I have to laugh every time I see it.
I came across this years ago...and stumbled upon it again a few days ago and I have to laugh every time I see it.
So I will leave you all with that bit of mathematic certainty. Because we all know math does not lie. I just wish I could work a value for all the heartache, frustration, futility and disappointment caused by women into this equation. Perhaps I will work on that later.
Regards,
Richard Cranium of w00ttrain


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