Ineffectual Pretend Friend to Gays

As with any cause out there the Equality movement is gaining bandwagon supporters. Over the last few days I've noticed a ridiculous number of facebook friends supporting the Equality movement to support LGBT rights to marriage. You've probably noticed the following image showing up as the profile picture for many of your friends as well. 

These bandwagon supporters are the same ones that see a picture of a starving child in Africa and clicked "like" to the Kony 2012 campaign and felt this made them a revolutionary. Remember this? The founder of this cause was found masturbating on cars in the Los Angeles area. 

Lets get this straight. Supporting a cause in spirit is not the same as taking action for that cause. The sudden urgency among my facebook friends to support gay marriage is actually the most selfish thing they could ever do. They do it for attention and to show how amazingly supportive and open minded they are. Truly they are all wonderful spirits of joy in this world. Nonsense... I call them "Ineffectual Pretend Friends to Gays". 

This behavior is akin to consoling a fat slob of a woman by waiting until the girl you like is in the same room while you tell her "you're a beautiful person and have so much to offer"... (cue the sly look to the hot chick you wanna bang in the corner while you continue to love your fellow human)

Knock it off you assholes. There isn't a single one of you that legitimately gives a crap. 

Women = Root of All Evil = A Good Laugh

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." Book of Timothy 6:10 - King James Bible

Since I was a child I've heard this expression. Usually in a much simpler version with a few more expletives. My brother was 10 years older than me and I watched him go through hell as his demonic, almost Chupacabra'ish (vampiric Mexican goat sucker), ex wife sapped him of every last bit of "wife support"... errr... I mean child support and broke him in every way possible. 

El-Chupacabra

I later found out the hard way when my ex wife had sex with 6 of my friends and took all my belongings when she left. She was nice enough to leave me her dying, cancer ridden Cat adding insult to injury in the process. I'll tell that story another time. "Kitty Aids" is a real hoot! 

So years later after 20 more years of women all proving to me they are exactly the same as all other women (even though their plentyoffish headline said "not like the other girls") I've come to the realization that they are ALL exactly the same. And they are indeed ALL a waste of time, money and not worth the 20 second porno clip they are reduced to when there are no men left to take advantage of.

I came across this years ago...and stumbled upon it again a few days ago and I have to laugh every time I see it. 

So I will leave you all with that bit of mathematic certainty. Because we all know math does not lie. I just wish I could work a value for all the heartache, frustration, futility and disappointment caused by women into this equation. Perhaps I will work on that later. 

Regards,

Richard Cranium of w00ttrain